Saiyuki Fail

[Ukoku]

What do I think of it...
I bet you know, Zenon, bet you really can imagine my reaction. If not, I am here to put it, ok not into words, but into picture -> http://quivix.deviantart.com/art/X1999-141406341
Unfortunately, it's not Saiyuki, but it describes my emotions.

[Kanzeon Bosatsu]

Lol, I agree .... :I wtf. I hate fan-ocs so much XD;

Also LOL @ FatSanzo... oh god. I ALMOST clicked on it too, but then I remembered what it was. XD;;;

[Jubei]

Uh... *has just looked at Zenon oc pic* 'the heck?

@Kanzeon: Yeah i agree, sometimes fan oc pics are just plain weird... it's like 'how the hell did you even manage to form the idea???' lulz

[Zenon]

Yeeaah. I think the only reason he'd be that close to a demon he just shot to shit is because she... *looks again* Dammit, her hair's not long enough, I woulda said case of mistaken identity! Heh heh, Shien is bulletproof anyways, I dun think Zenon could hurt him THAT way.

[Jubei]

*curses her inability to think up a response cause Tool video is distracting her*

Well, i guess every fan pic needs a critic... otherwise they'd run rampant with their trauma-inducing art... :p

[Zenon]

OH NO GOJYO, YU GUN GET RAPED

http://blossomppg.deviantart.com/art/Li ... -159009983

BY YER COMMISSION-SUE LUVR

[Kami-sama]

Where does this chick work or is she like Bill Gates daughter with endless cash? D8
Here's two more of her Gojyo whoring pictures: XD
http://tsuzukikun.deviantart.com/art/Ba ... -160755417
<_< Now I have 2 problems with this, 1. The fact that somehow Gojyo's VEST is still on, but his white undershirt.. is Not...? how? XD
2. D8 anatomy fail. but thats because I'm picky and his pec is too high and his back goes retarded... <_< the line of his back doesn't work from where his shoulders are to where his hip starts...
and
http://seriojainc.deviantart.com/art/Ca ... -157893815
FOR THE EFFIN lulz! xDD What the fuck, Pokemon proposal! XDDD

[Sanzo]

Ok... Okay I have to admit, pokeball!proposal is kinda boss hahahahah

[Zenon]

Where does this chick work or is she like Bill Gates daughter with endless cash? D8

PFFFT. XD Illegitamate daughter of Gates. *snerks*

oh DUDE I just thought that it was the ring with the male symbol on it.... *bricked*

[Hakkai]

Ok... Okay I have to admit, pokeball!proposal is kinda boss hahahahah

So when Saru proposes to you, she'd better have a pokeball instead of a ring?

[Sanzo]

*hands on hips* She won't be the one to propose.

[Goku]

*hands on hips* She won't be the one to propose.

awwwwe~~
and wtf, she just commissions like every popular artist, if she's trying to get her marysue known, she's doing a good job xD ew.

[Hakkai]

WTF is with all the Saiyuki OCs lately? Sanzo and Avatar/Yaone? No...just no.

That Moochii chick. Can you imagine her with a dude?

Moochii: Honey! I bought you new clothes!
Poor dude: A blue vest, a white wife beater and...*looks at pants* What the hell are these?
Moochii: You'll look fantastic! *hums a crazy, off key tune* Let's see. Where did I put that hair dye?
Poor dude: What's this big stick? Why is there a plastic shovel on one end and a sickle on the other end?
Moochii: *crazy look in her eyes* *takes off poor dude's clothes and dresses him like Gojyo* Hold your shakujo. *lets out a anguished cry* NO! Hold it with your left hand!
Poor dude: Ok...ok! *starts sweating from pure terror*
Moochii: Now hold this pokeball and say the words!!!
Poor dude: I love you more than Mudkip. I don't love men with one working eye... Who do I know with only one working eye?
Moochii: *screams* YOU DON'T LOVE HAKKAI! YOU LOVE ME!
Poor dude: *mutters to himself* That pussy better be fucking fantastic.

[Sanzo]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahh god, if I ever get that crazy, I hope you all will put me out of my misery.

[Zenon]

*chokes on green tea* PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Hakkai, I love you. XDDDD

I feel bad for poor dude. Woe to any man that actually gets into a relationship with her.

[Tori]

Regarding the pokeball!proposal...it seems one of the biggest generators of Saiyuki fail out there is the superficial similarities between Gojyo and Silver. There are SO many Pokemon fics with an OOC boyfriend "Gojyo" in them who doesn't act like Gojyo OR Silver.

(My rival's name? Sexy.)

[Zenon]

Goku, do you liek vag? Well, if you do, meeeet

http://seitentaisei-songoku.deviantart.com/

She's the same size, bloodtype, and working to be the same weight as you! Not only that, she plans to marry you in the future when she's an RN, and she HATES nipples on men!

In other words, if you like vag and are as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, THIS IS YOUR PERFECT MATCH.

....

My god, this person made me cry/laugh/heave/seethe all at the same tiiime.

[Dokugakuji]

Good lord, Ze... How do you find this crap? D: She's kinda sorta absolutely terrifying. I hope I was never that bad when I was TWELVE. >:[ Creepy creepy people.

[Zenon]

The sad thing is it's all by accident. I tend to get on during the lapses where shit hits the fan, apparently. ^^;

I almost went "Is that Olivia... from the PAST? D8>" But then I remembered Olivia didn't want to be an RN when she was older and she wasn't Morman. So, that kinda blew THAT out of the water... plus Olivia did draw her own things all the time and didn't care about man nubs.

But it still feels like the past is coming back to haunt me. D8

I know I wasn't that bad... mainly because I was hating on Sanzo and being his "fraternal twin." XP *kicks birthday* Well... all I know from being THAT bad was me being a complete and utter asshole, which didn't help the "twin" status to Sanzo. Stupid CSG.

[Goku]

Goku, do you liek vag? Well, if you do, meeeet

http://seitentaisei-songoku.deviantart.com/

She's the same size, bloodtype, and working to be the same weight as you! Not only that, she plans to marry you in the future when she's an RN, and she HATES nipples on men!

In other words, if you like vag and are as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, THIS IS YOUR PERFECT MATCH.

....

My god, this person made me cry/laugh/heave/seethe all at the same tiiime.

fff shit, just looking at the wallpaper gallery alone had me going D: butbut MARRY MEH?
and what's an RN?